Archive for May, 2009
Friday, May 1st, 2009
Social Hero @ Knitting Factory on May 15!
Hey! Spluh!
Nervous about the swine flu? The piteous pig plague? The whorific hog hemorrhage? The SCREAMING MOIST?!
Well, they’re all out of vaccines at your local Duane Reade, because your Great Aunt Edna went and bought the last 47 of them even though she’s going to die anyway. Thanks a lot, Aunt Edna!!
Luckily for you, Social Hero will, in a scant two weeks, be offering their Limited Edition ROCK INJECTION at the Knitting Factory–clinically proven to reduce pig plague fatality by 80%. Our method is simple: we inject millions of little bubbles of Rock into your circulatory system, overloading your heart and causing your head to explode and kill you. Once dead, you are immune from normal “human” strains of swine flu–all you have to watch out for is the dreaded Zombie Pig Virus (ZPV). But at that point, ZPV is the least of your problems, you ugly undead motherfucker.
SOCIAL HERO! UNDEAD AND FULL OF LED
HEADLINING AT THE KNITTING FACTORY MAINSTAGE
10:30 PM, Friday May 15
74 Leonard Street, NYC
(1 to Franklin St. or N/R/Q/W, 6, J/M/Z to Canal)
http://ny.knittingfactory.com/
ALL AGES – $15/door
Happy May Day, Commies.
LOVE,
SOCIAL HERO