Alohoa, guacamoles! The mercury is at its apex and we are sweating like J. Edgar Hoover trying to fit into a new girdle, but we’ll be damned if we ain’t here to show ya some love and let ya know where production currently stands(!): the record is almost finished! The vocals are nearly done and after a few (a)more guitar flourishes it will be ready to be shipped out to our Emmy-winning mixing crew! We know it’s been awhile, but we promises, it will be WORTH IT! And majestic! We’ll be heading up to Boston in July, so keep yer eyes peeled for us, and following that will be a Times Square Rumble in New York! We know you’re keeping score 
, but it’ll be point-set-match-touchdown-goaaaaaaaaal when we’re done with ya!
See ya soon, kittens!
Love, the Deliciously Pernicious Social Hero
HOLY FRIJOLES
June 13th, 2008